Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld Season 1, Seinfeld Season 2, Seinfeld Season 3, Seinfeld Season 4, Seinfeld Season 5, Seinfeld Season 6, Seinfeld Season 7, Seinfeld Season 8, Seinfeld Season 9 The focal point of the entire series, where the gang spends most of their time. George tries to convince Jerry to move (as well as Elaine, so she can take the apartment), but a fight between Jerry and George over the new apartment prevents anyone from moving. Jerry’s apartment is robbed after Kramer fails to close the door after stopping by.Although he does a spectacular jobs (even removing the goop from the little egg cups, and cleaning the peephole), Jerry suspects he stole a statue from him, and begins to investigate Ray further.Jerry and George have a famous conversation about George’s career path, now that he will be leaving the real estate industry.
Jerry convinces the building managers, Harold and Manny, to let Elaine rent the unit directly above him.I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny." "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. No such thing." "Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound, next thing both benches are cleared, a brouhaha breaks out between the guys in camp and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off one of my teammates, somebody pulls me from behind and I turned around and I *popped* him! However, he immediately regrets the offer, but is luckily saved when another tenant offers double the down payment to get the unit.Jerry hires the boyfriend of one of Elaine’s writing clients, Ray, to clean his apartment.This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgement I've ever had. that's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?This is no longer just some crazy notion, Elaine, Jerry. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Like on their last date, they were on the couch, but she was sitting on his wrong side.""You know what I've never understood? When I was a kid, it was always 'WAAAAAH WAAAAAH' and now it's 'WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO'. ""No, when I shoo squirrels away, I always say 'Get out of here." I never ever throw things at them and try to injure them like other people." "That's nice." "Yeah, and when I see freaks in the street, I never ever stare at them, and yet I'm careful not to look away, see, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.""Why did it all turn out like this for me? It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong.Because this man was a comedian, he took the derision well.Eventually, he was given a television show on which to not do a lot.